svveden:

a b c do nsfw things to me

(via 314eater)

kushangel:

i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again

(via careless-world-tyga)

ghostie00:

so with all of this Yahoo buying Tumblr crap going on
if we ever need a place to relocate there’s always 

(via gods-nipples)

• Mom: Internet friends aren't real friends
• Me: Oh and friends who talk shit behind my back and never invite me to anything are real friends?

dendropsyche:

does anyone else think that the borders of Idaho and Montana kind of look like faces

(via infiniiitelove)

roaminromans:

how to play a racing game

• HIT EVERYONE OUT OF THE WAY
• GO FAST
• NEVER USE BRAKES

(via fartgallery)

i need a conservative’s insight please.